Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

I look forward to my 15 year old neighbor writing his name in pencil on the wall of my building’s front stairs as a memorial.

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

I don’t usually get into discussions about what should and shouldn’t be Olympic sports, but I didn’t even know deer could fence!

Kirk would have a large coaches meeting at his house after gamedays

I just can’t get past how easily they could have just denied it to me if this isn’t gonna be an XFL revival.

I wouldn’t put it past him. At the end of the 30-For-30, when Vince and Tartakov are having dinner together, Tartakov asked Vince if he’d do it again and he almost instantly replies “In a heartbeat.”