Ferngully and All Dogs Go To Heaven for me.

BNC connectors forever.

Thank Yoda this didn't happen. Whether ROS was good or not it was better than weird force ghost heaven. 

They don't even remember that mfers name in the headline of the article. 

You're calling it the Stanford U case and not the Brock Turner case? I guess he really did get away with it. 

He has 1000/24th % worn lingerie at some point.

I love Chris Kluwe and think that his perspective on professional sports is extremely important and informative but I think that you are probably correct. Guaranteed contracts in MLB vs NFL are also a significant factor although I guess being outspoken could potentially hurt Doolittle’s market value either next year…

These tweets are perfect. This is the right response. These were kids making stupid jokes but that doesn’t mean that there shouldn’t be consequences. They are now adults and should be smart enough to go back and check to see if they have ever said anything bigoted on a public platform and delete that shit. Keeping…

I remember when New Jersey raised the age to buy tobacco from 18 to 19 and didn’t grandfather anybody in. My buddy who was 18 and smoked was confused as hell when he tried to buy cigarettes at the store he bought them from every day  and they told him he wasn’t old enough.

A bar in my neighborhood has this rule. Nobody under 25 after 8pm. They want to keep the college kids out.

The Italian Stallion?

Tim “Riley Cooper’s college roommate” Tebow.

I bet he still won’t tip when he goes out.

I never understood the pledge every morning. Why would you ever need to do it more than once? I pledge alligiance (for today only?). I sat for the pledge all through high school for political reasons but I couldn’t figure out why it was even a thing.

How has no one tripped or elbowed or punched him?

This is the best. Especially since the Pels are behind the Kings in the standings.

Seattle.

I snuck into game 3 of the 2008 World Series. The fences at citizens bank Park weren’t very secure back then and a couple guys just lifted a section and moved it a bit. Me and about 20 others walked right through the gap. I wasn’t even planning on trying to get in but I wasn’t going to pass up such a golden…

These are like playoff games for DFS players.