Now Here Is One God-Awful Way To Lose A Baseball Game

What an eh-hole.

I’m imagining Lauren walking into the GMG offices this morning and just casually chucking an octopus into the hallway.

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

“Detailing cars is the most soul sucking profession on the planet,”..

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

Or thirteen beers.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Abraham Lincoln agrees with the first part of your statement. :-)

Thank God for Michigan - couldnt imagine my GT4 with a front plate.

In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Computer: enhance.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

And I still go to the grocery store to get my shit, mostly because I don’t want someone picking my steak for me. I want full steak control. I also reserve the right to make an impulse pork rinds purchase if I so desire.

Most of us are, hence the average.

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.