This is a fantastic response. Why doesn't the AV Club hire you to do the recaps?

If any of you read the interview with Lorne on the Detroit Free Press, you will know 1) Che and Jost aren't going anywhere. And 2) Lorne isn't firing 86% of the featured players from this cast. I think Beck and Kyle booked themselves for a 3rd season as reporterary players, Leslie Jones remains in the cast, Jost and…