Like a poodle in lab’s clothing.

Blink. Blink. Blink.

I’ll stick my head out here...

To Whom It May Concern:

You seem nice.

This rally performance driving school warms up their cars before use, yeah I don’t abuse my cars while they’re still getting up to operating temp either.

If you drive POS 50 year old VW & Renault, sure warm your junk up on the rare occasion it works. If you drive a modern car, stop wasting time, fuel & making theft…

Sounds like

It beats up supercars and burns like ‘em too

This kind of reporting is the reason I pay for Jalopnik Gold.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

Got an email from the wife a few minutes ago, asking what the $130 charge from amazon was about.

Got an email from the wife a few minutes ago, asking what the $130 charge from amazon was about.

Literally that means the guy was 10 feet away rolling the tire towards tech and they slammed the door shut.

We still use TV Guide?

The S stands for “Denial”

It’s Friday at last! What weekend plans do you have with your Dodge Daytona Shelby Z?

COTFD you witty bastard

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

What’s amazing to me is not how short the rebuild interval on something like this is, but how long it is on everyday boring cars. Isn’t it kind of incredible that you can buy basically any normal car costing $20,000 to $30,000, and reasonably expect to get 200,000 miles from it without the engine needing major work?

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.