COTD right here, and it’s still early!

We are all the Dodge Neon carving a mountain road. Sure, we might briefly fool ourselves into believing we’re a fast Corvette, a rugged Wrangler, or a composed 5-series; but each of us is really a round-eyed, bulbous lump of aluminum being hurtled down the mountain road of space and time by a joyless inline-4 and a…

LOL post this to Lanesplitter. 2 wheels, right?

This is Comcast’s fault right?

Typical Gizmodo article.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Opens list. Sees E30 M3 as #1. Closes List.

Don’t be That Guy™.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

You ruined the thread. It’s like you dropped the Ace of spades as the first card of the round.

I hope this was sarcasm, because if she is his woman then he is her man. They both belong to each other in a relationship. I can’t stand people that make these kinds of comments seriously. Sorry, rant over.

What kind of douchebag owns a Rolls and doesn’t open the door for his woman? For shame.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

I just had to watch an ad so I could watch an ad.

Man, I fucking loved the nineties.

In teal. Teal is the ‘90s. The most ‘90s car of the ‘90s has to be teal.

Atrocious interior, shit build quality, constant failure? Sounds like the 90s to me.

Ford Probe. Full stop.

I won’t associate with anyone who drives a Prius.