Stanley Haikubrick over here.

[pedantic]Jay Z actually said the “Bring ‘em Out” line[/pedantic]

Disgustang!

It’s not half-lifted. That truck is just hauling around the over-inflated ego of the owner.

I can see the line about Filipinos being problematic. Other than that, I see nothing wrong with this passage.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

My advice? Git gud.

Coke and Mentos. Live and learn.

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They are not used to folks drilling them with questions and folks not accepting half baked answers.

He said stain.

Should have opted for “no car”

TRUMP: I can’t believe you did this, Michael. I’ve said it before—we have to be more careful with the cyber.
COHEN: ...What?
TRUMP: The tapes. They’re part of the cyber ...no?
COHEN: No, they’re...
TRUMP: But email is.
COHEN: Email is, in a way, yes.
TRUMP: Part of the cyber. So what are tapes?
COHEN: They’re just...tapes.…

Pfft. Going to war. If Trump really wants to distract from Comey’s book, he should release his taxes and the pee tape, admit he owes billions to Russian oligarchs, and then hang himself. That’d show him!

Comment should have been:

Now that they see

Appropriate that he loves Popeyes, because I am Shri Thanedar is an anagram for Diarrhea Shit Man.

Howard Stern, whose obsession with the case extended into a $260,000 fundraiser to pay for John Bobbitt’s penis reattachment surgery.

Needs more Bobby Finger.

The pictures of the Blizzards on Dairy Queen's own site are all upside-down, because when the cashier gives it to you, they're required to turn it upside-down to demonstrate how thick they are.