DIDN’T PLAY BLOOD MONEY? Sir, you’ve missed out on the best Hitman game prior to next-gen transition. I too, played and completed the original games. But Hitman Blood Money was definitely the cream of the crop.

“Masterpiece”?  Seems like we’re revising history a little bit here.

Wrong.

“What kInd of pOIpose did it do to put ME in prison? AH mean it’s thuh LAW, but, you know, AH was rathuh suhprIsed ... that AH ended up in prison,” Bates said. “AH think AH served mor-uh than enough tIme.”

Oh shit, he’s onto me!

If you gaze long into Gritty, Gritty also gazes into you.

I saw it a mile away, and the journey was no less satisfying.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Conspiracy along with a lot of implications of fraud. The thing that bugs me most about the Trump administration scandals is that they aren’t prosecuted immediately. I understand that there’s the necessity to have a strong case built before it’s taken to court, and I think we all assume something will happen to one…

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

hmmmmmm

It looks boring. Kids have them on DVD, VHS and streaming services. My best friend growing up had every action figure. I have bought every Lego Star Wars set, but superhero movies and science fiction are not my thing.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

“Now that Knox has weighed in, we just need Liberace’s ghost, Al Pacino, and the guy from Smash Mouth to throw in their two cents, and we’ll officially have input from everyone on this topic.”

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?

Stanley Haikubrick over here.

Disgustang!

The pictures of the Blizzards on Dairy Queen's own site are all upside-down, because when the cashier gives it to you, they're required to turn it upside-down to demonstrate how thick they are.