“Ok, so I’ve got this idea.

Bartle doo

I’m officially calling bullshit on this video. We’ve all been pranked. Let me show you by who (he’s in the video):

Professional wisdom suggests that if this is advice you are considering, you should actually be having zero drinks at parties, and also everywhere else.

Well, now we know why GM wants the mid-engined Corvette.

I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

I nominate $kaycog.

Blue sneakers matter.

Forget being a dad feminist. I’m a dadist. I support dads’ rights to wear socks with sandals, not completely rub in the sunscreen on their nose, and to make obnoxious jokes/puns with all varying forms of customer service staff. DADS’ RIGHTS!

You make living sound like it sucks.

Whatever video platform this was posted to, i hate it, it’s aggravating.

All I can say to you, Nissan, is build it, please. People will buy it.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

CP... wtf?

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

This sounds like a coverup to me. I assume what actually happened is that she unhinged her jaw, stretched her mouth open to the size of a manhole cover, and then seized these staffers with her tentacles, shoving their bodies whole into her gaping maw, later regurgitating their bones and clothes in compact pellets.

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.

Apparently the game freak is insulted we compare an innocent pokemon with donald trump and choose to create the official one.

Thought the same thing. The acceleration doesn’t make sense either. This is supposed to be a Corvette with the accelerator on the floor and it’s taking 7 seconds to get to 60mph? That’s more than 50% longer than it should take. Same with the “flooring it to get through a yellow.” He went up to 45 from 30. That’s…

“Let’s face it: this Mercury Cougar was the Fox Body car you never wanted”