Bruh.

I wanted to do all of them but hey, you think I have nothing to do? I have work to do damn it!

There’s always buttchugging.

She’s the captain of the ship, her word is law when at sea. At no point did she malign anyone, she simply enforced order.

Frankly I thought it was pretty awesome.

The pieces clue is damning evidence.

Princess (now Queen ) Elizabeth during WWII

the most controversial plate of cold cuts... in the world.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?