I’m going to go ahead and award your friend with the “Saddest Food Item” category.

Big props to Chip Somodevilla for the lede photo.

You see three fully burka’d Muslim women at a bar, and you’d have questions too.

She has finally mastered Trump speak. Saying tangentially related buzzwords until your far enough off topic and have spoken long enough to muddle the conversation and move on.

As a car salesman, counterpoint: no business cares if the customer can afford what they are selling, if the customer wants to buy it.

A submarine sandwich is sandwich with a sliced roll. A hotdog is a type of sub. Therefor hotdog = sandwich.

Conservatives love personal responsibility. Make a law where any crime committed with a gun, the owner of that gun faces the same charges. Someone stole your gun? Better hope they don’t kill someone with it. See how quickly they lock their shit up.

Mama, Mom, Ma, Mum, in English are fairly informal ways of saying “mother”.

You can dim the screen in the options menu.

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In fact, one particular reader disliked my initial commentary so much that he called to explain his viewpoint as soon as the article appeared. I can’t reveal our conversation, but let’s just say he is a high-ranking executive for a company that rhymes with “Metflix.”

If you don’t think the ultra rich conspire to stay in power and don’t think the government keeps important secrets from the public then you aren’t a student of history.

Fuck anything with Chris Brown.

“ ... So, he’s proud. I said, ‘Wrong, Justin, you do.’ I didn’t even know. ... I had no idea. I just said, ‘You’re wrong.’ You know why? Because we’re so stupid”

The longer we frame the discussion about race, the longer it will take to address the issues that rich people are fucking over poor people of all colors.

Jake Paul owns a bunch of AR-15s. I don’t know that for a fact, but I know it’s true in my heart. He just would.

Duck Dynasty and Duck Dynasty: The Game

You can say anything about a person’s appearance and not be shaming them as long as you say “...but I’d still fuck them.” at the end.

Because he’s a Congressman?

Her demographic is 14 year old white girls, so of course no one here likes it.