As a car salesman, counterpoint: no business cares if the customer can afford what they are selling, if the customer wants to buy it.

A submarine sandwich is sandwich with a sliced roll. A hotdog is a type of sub. Therefor hotdog = sandwich.

Conservatives love personal responsibility. Make a law where any crime committed with a gun, the owner of that gun faces the same charges. Someone stole your gun? Better hope they don’t kill someone with it. See how quickly they lock their shit up.

Mama, Mom, Ma, Mum, in English are fairly informal ways of saying “mother”.

You can dim the screen in the options menu.

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In fact, one particular reader disliked my initial commentary so much that he called to explain his viewpoint as soon as the article appeared. I can’t reveal our conversation, but let’s just say he is a high-ranking executive for a company that rhymes with “Metflix.”

If you don’t think the ultra rich conspire to stay in power and don’t think the government keeps important secrets from the public then you aren’t a student of history.

Fuck anything with Chris Brown.

“ ... So, he’s proud. I said, ‘Wrong, Justin, you do.’ I didn’t even know. ... I had no idea. I just said, ‘You’re wrong.’ You know why? Because we’re so stupid”

The longer we frame the discussion about race, the longer it will take to address the issues that rich people are fucking over poor people of all colors.

You can say anything about a person’s appearance and not be shaming them as long as you say “...but I’d still fuck them.” at the end.

Because he’s a Congressman?

Her demographic is 14 year old white girls, so of course no one here likes it.

I’m sure EA, Activison, and Konami will be there to see what they can do to increase microtransactions. If kids spend all their money on virtual guns, they won’t have any left for real guns of course.

You almost gave me a heart attack. I thought it was going to be Arpaio.

Skate 4 or bust.

I don’t hear it. What is weird about how he says “wow?”

There is no way “Starlene” is a real person. That’s a troll.

Trump continued. “I want my schools protected just like I want my banks protected.”