Just bite that sucker off.

“...no one is even trying to stop him from retweeting @WeedHimmler or actively tweeting non sequiturs about how he “absolutely can tie his own shoelaces” or whatever...”

If you’re my fucking neighbor you open it and eat all the fucking food I got from Amazon’s groceries service.

The opening to 1st of the month.

It’s a dangerous game to call out these Sheriffs. Remember that they are a group that will kill you with no repercussions.

Things Ajit Pai won’t be able to do after reversing net neutrality:

There was a really cool art exhibit that tries to explain in layman’s terms the ideas of 4d objects projected into 3d space. Matt Parker did a video where he went through it and it was pretty good.

Wouldn’t this be an extremely clear cut 1st Amendment violation? The President’s personal lawyers are trying to shut down a book about him. It’s preposterous, right?

I await the next police shooting story:

A new report by Dan Baum for Harper’s Magazine suggests the latter. Specifically, Baum refers to a quote from John Ehrlichman, who served as domestic policy chief for President Richard Nixon when the administration declared its war on drugs in 1971. According to Baum, Ehrlichman said in 1994 that the drug war was a…

It’s fucking puns people. Chill out.

That interior is butt ugly.

Why is lead photo of a flesh colored cookie jar covered in bleeding pimples?

What kind of neckbeard motherfucker owns a saber in 2017?

Finally a car reviewer has the guts to say what we need to hear, not what we want to hear.

Still using MAGA.

Here’s the thing, Karla: I am a fan of Bernie Sanders. I want to meet him one day and shake his old, wrinkled hand because I bet it feels like grabbing a pack of hot dogs wrapped in a silk handkerchief. I know it would probably give me the heaves, but I just want to see how it feels.

Why is The Root giving her a platform?

Hopefully the congregants can find a new Church to run the exact same scam on them at a smaller, more reasonable scale.

I refuse to accept any conspiracy theory not involving aliens.