Why is lead photo of a flesh colored cookie jar covered in bleeding pimples?

What kind of neckbeard motherfucker owns a saber in 2017?

Finally a car reviewer has the guts to say what we need to hear, not what we want to hear.

Still using MAGA.

Here’s the thing, Karla: I am a fan of Bernie Sanders. I want to meet him one day and shake his old, wrinkled hand because I bet it feels like grabbing a pack of hot dogs wrapped in a silk handkerchief. I know it would probably give me the heaves, but I just want to see how it feels.

Why is The Root giving her a platform?

Hopefully the congregants can find a new Church to run the exact same scam on them at a smaller, more reasonable scale.

I refuse to accept any conspiracy theory not involving aliens.

After her masterful practical joke, Ariel linked several people to what they thought was a Zelda Youtube video, only to discover that it was actually Rick Astley’s “Never going to give you up.” music video. Her contributions to the comedy zeitgeist is truly without parallel.

Tom Jumbo-Grumbo: Well, BoJack, surely, even you would agree that the troops are heroes.

Considering they used the Shepard Fairey color scheme it seems to be an attempt at an homage that falls short because the medium is icing on cookie. I think you might be seeing the monkey thing.

I’m a foot tapping, desk drumming machine most days. Fidget spinners can help. The compulsion is real.

About the same level of religious tolerance and compassion as shown by American Christians.

I look forward to John Oliver’s segment on this. What a great moment.

It comes from European gypsies, who were perceived as swindlers.

Dating simulators are just an excuse to read manga in a novel way that feels like you are in control of the story. If you feel the themes explored in them are inappropriate (flirting, sex), you’ll be wise to pass. This particular dating sim is light on lewd content and more about a horror factor and twisting your…

It depends on the soup. Case closed.

Hannibal’s friends are cringey as fuck.

The rednecks are ditching Alexa this Christmas for a brand new JimBob!

“We’ve got to shut off the power. Somebody call J.D. Power.”