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The only times a ‘good guy with a gun’ stops a ‘bad guy with a gun’ are when cops preemptively shoot people. Without fail, these stories end up being ‘racist cop murders unarmed minority person’ and the stories are quickly swept under the rug to make way for the next wave of awful news.

Well I’m a super feminist so I gave my child my mother’s maiden name. BOOM!

Well he’s a child rapist, so fuck him no matter what happens to him.

The new plot line investigates extra dimensional portals, so maybe they came from a wormhole where they didn’t get killed.

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+1 for Frogert

Maybe death isn’t appropriate. But I won’t be bitching if that’s what they get.

You win Trump Madlibs!

Eating alone is the only time I can eat an entire boston creme pie in a single sitting without being shamed.

The lesson here kids; if you want to get even with a racist asshole, don’t do it at school. Get them after.

He will need more than 2 hours of film if he wants to get into this topic. It’s a god damn epidemic.

How is this news? Terry Richardson has been a pervy, rapey, piece of shit for years. It isn’t even something he denies. I don’t understand how his fucking pedo face has been molesting women for years and people just keep talking about his photos. It has never been a secret that he has raped his clients.

Peacock. Use bright colors and extra handsome photos of yourself. Have tons of photos. Have photos with a dog. Learn to identify bot accounts (no profile description, asks you to use a different messenger, impossibly pretty girls with photos in exotic locations.) Always ask questions to get a conversation rolling if

The ball rolls out of frame behind the yellow shirt kid?

Walls: Now with doors!

95% of people reported the “bullied Whopper.”

What a wall defeating piece of technology might look like.

It’s good to hear some people can rise above it.

Trey and Matt have been cranking out quality satire for years and I hope they never stop.

On topic: Racism is bad. Parole lady should be fired. No alternatives are acceptable.