Thanks.  I’m going to keep watching for Camp Chef sales.

Thanks.  I’m going to keep watching for Camp Chef sales.

Thanks Dad but the tweet actually says unpaid

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

If you want to swap out your thermostat, you might get a rebate or credit from your energy provider.

you need Jesus, son

Positively pegleg-ian

hoisin sauce, then finish with green onion and sesame seed.  best ribs ever.

Re: email, if you don’t mind paying a few bucks a year, here’s what I do

yes.  I tried this a decade ago and the tech was trash.  But I’ve had 3 or 4 of these units over the last couple of years and they’ve all sounded great.  You just have to find an open channel.  Life-changing if you have an old-ass car like I do.

yes.  I tried this a decade ago and the tech was trash.  But I’ve had 3 or 4 of these units over the last couple of…

Gomez’ cousin, not Ortiz’ cousin. Unless we’re talking the Snoop Lion definition of the word cousin.

After a display like that I like to light a match.

“Classic.”

he’s gonna save a shitload of money on eye black

The best bunt to break up a no-hitter is an incompetent bunt to break up a no-hitter

My kid eats quesadillas like this. He's 9.

There are times you need holes in both the top and bottom of the pumpkin.

also, “worked with” is an interesting way to say “worked for”

read headline, thought this would be a Kevin Durant story

I doubt I will get these, but you could reach into the sack of scuzz money and buy a package of the regular Dude Wipes and make some content out of it!

I doubt I will get these, but you could reach into the sack of scuzz money and buy a package of the regular Dude…

I bought them a couple of years ago from Amazon.  I just got a small box so I didn’t bother with a return.  Thanks.

I bought them a couple of years ago from Amazon.  I just got a small box so I didn’t bother with a return.  Thanks.