Are you having any issues I haven’t listed here?

It has been a shitty couple days for Deadspin stans like me so I can only imagine what its like for you all on the inside. I made your chili for the chili cookoff at my kids’ school Halloween carnival last week. I didn’t win first place, it was top 3 on at least one ballot and my neighbors complimented me on it. Whatev…

yes i read that, but it is unambiguously better for them to have measurable, specific complaints. i bet things like this don’t happen without those complaints.

put me in coach, I’m ready to play

Two reasons I can think of to complain about this policy:

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

My son has David Johnson on his fantasy team. He didn’t start him last week. We were playing each other and he smoked me that game. This means my son is better than Matthew Berry at both pool toy etiquette and fantasy football.

got a Volcano about 15 years ago because I want my lungs to be pink when they fry me.  Still works fine.  Grind your own and you don’t need to worry about all those nasty additives.

so stupid; +1

I watched that video and I still can’t believe Vlade Divac is a NBA GM.

had a power outage on my block earlier this year and my neighbors were hanging out in front of my house with lit candles for hours commiserating.  now the dripped candle wax makes it look like someone changed their oil on my sidewalk.  any ideas?  thanks in advance, ms clean person

had a power outage on my block earlier this year and my neighbors were hanging out in front of my house with lit…

yes i have that too.

Hate it when I find splinters at the bottom of my bag of cereal.

I own the BB-600. Works fine, nice unit. One thing to keep in mind, I’m a very large person and as a toilet seat it isn’t very comfortable for me to sit on.

I own the BB-600. Works fine, nice unit. One thing to keep in mind, I’m a very large person and as a toilet seat it…

god yes, that fucker

Same ownership that suspended Antonio Gates for a game in 2005 for holding out, lost that game, and saw their stacked roster miss the playoffs by a single win. The Chargers will absolutely, positively cut off their own nose to save a buck.  Sooooooooooo glad they’re LA’s problem now

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

The first picture of Yush with the Rubik’s cube reminds me so much of my oldest son. I’m sorry for your loss. This was a beautiful piece.

better response than the question deserved, thanks

It’s Gundy’s “you bet” at the end that really gets me.