What a coincidence, Chris, I was on ketamine as I was reading this

I got these a year or so ago and we use them all the time. They're great.

I got these a year or so ago and we use them all the time. They're great.

My freshman year roommate at college was frequently out deep into the night at keggers every weekend, so I didn’t see much of him those nights. He was usually loud and drunk on his return to the room. One Sunday morning, I was awakened at around 3am by the phone. I probably hadn’t done anything worse the previous…

This Frenchman has found a novel way to surrender.

Do not use a styptic pencil unless you like feeling the burn. I got some My Nik Is Sealed a few years back and it is so much nicer to use. Same effect, less mess, no sting, and it lasts forever. It comes in a very compact roll-on form factor that fits easily in the dopp kit or bathroom drawer.

+1 inappropriate supervisory behaviour

man, are you ever right about that!

in a comments section that is bound to have some awful takes, this is in the early lead for the worst

welcome to the party, pal

+1 foreskin

Good, the tank is where Dookies belong.

yes, exactly. Miswesterners are reading Deadspin coverage and saying “hey, fuck you, nothing wrong with liking fast food” irl. Please, can we all stop observing this event and talk about something else?

Clever.  Jon Jay can take a pitch, run a little, and play multiple positions. He’s a nice final piece for a championship roster.

Mistakenly read headline as “Bring Back Good Break-fasts” and I was all “Waffle House, amirite?”

he’s gonna take the next eight digits that is currently allocated for 5 games of Sam Bradford

Two thoughts on this.

In-n-out’s fries suck more than Kinja.

Off topic, but am I the only one that gets Ryan Lizza confused with his brother Chriscil?

Six of the nine players selected by plaintiff scored a “0” for that day’s contest.

If it works, you get on Sportscenter.