Can’t figure out how to write in Dean Spanos in this ballot?!?

Oh, the other infraction you refer to was done the right way.

s/LaDanian Tomlinson/Marshall Faulk/

That’s the biggest impact Mike Evans has had all season.

“Look, I misspoke the other day and I apologize to those who were offended. What I meant to say was that you can’t have the slaves running the plantation.”

+1 life’s a bitch

Burgers are good, but In-N-Out has the worst fries in fast food.

Straight milk is disgusting. But I need BIG DAIRY to stay strong so they can produce the cheeses and ice creams that keep the American diet great. So as long as I don’t have to drink any, KEEP DRINKING THAT MILK EVERYONE ELSE

Willson spells his name with too many ls

I was sure that clip would end with Zack Hample coming diving from out of frame to truck that kid and his dad and get that ball.

What an obnoxious tone to take in a memo.

I went to high school with Jacque Jones. Sorry to see pretty much every aspect of this mess.

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH it would.

This is a stupid thing to get excited about and it deserves zero coverage.

I don’t see what is so unbelievable about this. Why, I myself hiked the PCT in under three months, in the grip of snows and the depths of summer; I might not be disabled, but I’m fat, out of shape, and have a low tolerance for pain.

Giri Nathan read that

Wanted to alert you to a typo in the title of this post—there’s a stray “new” in there.

Pat Tillman was a goddamned American hero. Football was unimportant enough to him that he turned down a shitload of money for playing safety in the NFL so he could join the military. I think there’s about a zero percent chance he’d mess with anything in the broadcast booth.

Not trying to judge but it is very rude to drunkenly wander into some random apartment, wake the guy who lives there up, and ask him to leave.

I used to prefer fall. Then I lost a bunch of weight and now fuck that, I want to be in the depths of summer 24/7.