Christ, does everyone have to make this exact same comment when there’s vertical videos? You can still see what happens, stop it, just stop it.

When r u going to write about chili again thanks

You said “fucking” that means you are really mad!

TIL age 51 is “old man.”

Hot take, bub

It’s weird when Gawker tries to write about business using numbers, as if they know what they mean

GOT EM! REKT! lol

What, ah,

LOL LIKE THE FETISH THING WITH HIS WIFE!11

Is having an opinion a “take” now? This isn’t a Burneko screed against chili or beer, for Christ’s sake

Deadspin posts a lot of shit, but this is among the shittiest

I don’t really see any angry criticism of Bill Simmons in this post. Even the photo is just Bill Simmons with a mustache – there’s no mid-blink or otherwise awkward portrait here. Is something happening at Deadspin? Are you on board with Simmons now?

tl;dr

(tips fedora)

How many more times are you going to +1 a comment?

What’s with Gawker Media’s overuse of the exclamation point!?

Wut

“This sounds about right,” speculates weekend sports blogger.

Deadspin trying to call out an actual reporter, not a hot-taker writing about bad beer – that’s rich!

Cool putting the h/t here in the comments, which nobody reads