My new mantra is that he can’t possibly go 4 years without fucking up and getting impeached. Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.

Nyquil

I’ll take “So-Called ‘Life Hacks’ That Everyone Has Already Known About Since, Like, Forever” for $400, Alex.

Lessee, what other hacks can we publish that our parents and guardians taught us 30 years ago... I know, don’t spit in the wind. And don’t talk to strangers.

Preach. When I was a kid I always said that when I grew up I’d still be playing with toys and watching cartoons. Well I’m 36 years old now and my toys may be more “expensive BB-8 I can control with my phone” rather than “cheap plastic R2-D2” and my cartoons more like “Avengers Assemble and My Little Pony marathons a…

see, I was just thinking that I’d like an Abby or a Patty to go with my Ellen Ripley and Liv Moore action figures for my bookshelf at work.