I need it to be faster though.

I know this investigation is actually moving along very quickly; I need it to be faster though.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

One thing I didn’t see is “TSA Pre-check” on the boarding pass. As a travel writer, who makes unusual stops, I would think your friend would be pre-check.

Wow, that is downright scary how accurate that statement is.

Unfortunately, voting alone won’t do it. Voting + gerrymandering reform is what we really need. I know that Arnold Schwartzenegger isn’t everyone’s favorite person, but I can’t emphasize too much how important it is to get people on board with this.

They’re doing this for the racists. They’ve decided that base is enough to govern (and they may be right! ) and they’re only going to keep pushing racist policies that excite that base. The Breitbart crowd is thrilled with this decision.

This administration is more willing to protect statues and monuments of racists than actual people whose lives are going to be torn apart by this.

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

The weight of the cart can flatten out the grass a bit and mess with how putts roll. It ain’t cool.

Can we just play through this Presidency?

My uncle’s response when I told him about this:
“It’s his course”

Wait, so the “the rest of these suckers are driving in the driving lane instead of passing on the shoulder and trying to shove their way back in to the driving lane” mentality is the adult mentality? Fuck that. Adults don’t budge in line because they think they are entitled to be in the front of the line.

Eye roll at your expectation that he will block an ambulance too.

Do you cut in line at the grocery store too?

Yeah, I’m sure all of those fucking assholes passing on the shoulder are having medical emergencies...yeah. Just like in this specific case, right?!? Nope. Grammatical errors aside, I definitely side with the OP in this one.

Turn your flashers on and proceed slowly then. If you’re barreling down the shoulder in traffic, you are obviously an asshole

I usually just ride half on the shoulder and half on the road with my work truck.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.