It was a close descision between Ecosport and Shitbox. Also available as Shitbox SVT, and a rumored Shitbox SHO in the pipeline

In soviet russia car drifts you!

I never kid when fig newtons are involved

I love the mismatched autozone guages in the lower left corner

Bingo! Just found my new exhuast routing strategy. Only my exhuast tips will replace the headlights! Why make the public wait to hear you till you've gone by, I say let them hear me come!

Would you like some door jam with your toast? It comes in ajar.

Come garth! Theres buttfuckery to be spread!

OH NO HE DINT!

Not a single energy drink sticker in sight.... they'll never win

Newtons.... figs are a mesurement of torque

Flux capacitor

Came here to say i have a perfectly pleutonic man crush on josh homme, but am now distracted by your awsome username/profile pic combo.... where are my balls summer? You took them where have they gone?

“Theres going to be a new dodge neon”.... just threw up in my mouth a little

Im bringing sexy back its all about that midrange that midrange...

Is it listed on craiglist? Im going to see if he will trade for an old boat some pieces of a small block chevy and some out-of-date electronics

A viper is supposed to almost kill you every time you drive it. Its in the manual look it up

I can see my house from here! Wait... whos car is in the driveway?.... i have to go

Oh thanks alot now i have to deal with this accidental mustache boner

If it aint broke I havent touched it yet

Sand eats horspower. Too much power is a wives tale passed down since ancient times