This is almost every person I went to high school with.

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

Yeah, that’s just ridiculous. And letting the kids join in? I mean, we’re all snarking, but not one of them looks like they took a lick, which means their victim bore the brunt, most likely. You know, sucker punch and then follow up. That’s what it looks like to me. Not one of them has a scratch. If it was an assault…

For what it is worth the kids will probably get to enter the foster system.

I agree entirely with your intent, and obviously assaulting a fast food worker is reprehensible behavior. Being proud of it is just... I don’t have words.

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.