Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy used to really interest me as a kid, but I never understood what it was. I couldn't tell if it was a story or something far stranger. The name was very confusing to me. That little green dude was just like… taunting me to read it.

Self-indulgent is exactly what I would call them. Opulent masturbation fantasies of violence. I saw Hellboy and couldn't get over the thought that I was looking at a giant red turd the entire movie. Sadly, I actually felt like the second one improved upon the first.

Guillermo del Toro for me. I think his movies are beautiful and have a lot of substance, but I also find them kind of corny and overly violent. I just can't get into them.

Not enough butthole typewriter bugs.

I loved her in Community. Now I am just plain in love with her.

Honestly, I feel like he kinda bogs down the show anyway. Like everything but his narration works for me. The mom and dad are the best characters by far. Eddie's the only one in the show who rings kind of hollow to me.

Seems legit.

PETA: "We swear we're serious."

I don't hate it, but it's a bit judgey for my tastes.

Digit, the dude with the wires for hair, used to scare the crap out of me when I was little. But I was also simultaneously drawn to him. I can't think of a muppet that more embodies the era from whence he came.

I'm trying not to laugh but I can't stop… Stop… I can't stop myself.

I love how Hudson was reportedly disappointed they were doing a female Ghostbusters, but not disappointed enough to turn down a cameo.

Klaus Nomi and the Vision had a baby…

Obviously didn't leave much of an impression on me. :P

The Gunslingers was pretty lousy. But I might actually say that the worst episode of Doctor Who ever is probably The Ordeal. It's not technically a full story, as it was part of a serial. It was from the first Daleks serial and it's literally 20+ minutes of them trying to get across a ravine. It's aptly named in every…

The Christmas episode aliens were kinda creepy.

While the moon being an egg is dumb, it plays into my Doctor Who/GoT slashfic… But really the worst episode for me will forever be Love and Monsters. Even the Kandyman was better than that shit.

Woof… Is that how bad the writing in series 8 was that the Skovox Blitzer was the best villain to choose from? At least Capaldi was awesome.

At least when the characters break out into song, it will be like "Well it is Nickelodeon."

"Do you think Doug is a little… you know… Funnie?" Mr. Dink in some future episode probably.