I had friends in high school who had Doritos and Mountain Dew for breakfast every day. Fairly certain he was channeling an entire generation of malnourished metal heads. My people, bless.

Yeah, I can't really see changing Zim in any way. Just bring back that Vasquez dude and have him taco up the scripts and add a moose for good measure.

How about we go the Kevin Smith method and make Patti gay? Repackage the show as "Chasing Patti." It could end with Doug suggesting a three-way with Skeeter.

You mean Gay Chicken? "I double dare you to suck Cody's weiner!"

Pete and Pete doesn't need to be remade, just re-run. That show is timeless.

I love her. She's just enough trashy with just enough razzle dazzle.

I had two wtf moments when I was a kid. One was The Wizard (which is basically an 80 minute Nintendo commercial) but when they busted out the Mario 3 at the end, my head exploded. And the other was when my grandma got this really weird toy catalogue in the mail and the first page had a display with Super Nintendo and…

If you can imagine Garfield saying it, it's glib.

I would just like to take this opportunity to state just how much I hate Greg Horndog's work. That man turns great super heroes into bimbo idiots. His work is awful and porny and I hope he never does another cover ever again. That man's work is sexist horseshit.

I remember the Kemper Museum in Kansas City had an exhibit of artists who were in East Berlin around the time the wall came down. They chose to stay in East Berlin to receive a more classic art education. One of the artists was a guy named Neo Rauch, and I remember being particularly arrested by his work. It was the…

I totally hope they do her right. She's such a bad ass.

I remember as a kid feeling really bad for the trans woman in the song.

I find myself quoting MST3K to a bunch of people who just think I am weird. The people who get the references become automatic friends.

Nelly huh? Huh…

No, there's been two and they're both old as shit.

I just got so many people with this.

In other news, Katherine Heigl to also star in "Quite Forgettable."

I fucking hated this movie so much that I loved it.

The scene from Fresh when he ties the dog to the fire escape and shoots it. I remember seeing that as a kid and just being like "WHAT THE HELL MAN?!"

I remember thinking "Bend Her," was well meaning, but tired. But Obsoletely Fabulous wins me over at three points-
1. The water powered robot is hilarious
2. The tape robot's retort of "your mother."
3. "Save my friends, and Zoidberg!"