My take on this movie-
Say you've never experienced Christmas. Your friend invites you to celebrate your first Christmas with their family and you get there and they fight the entire time. Every once and a while it seems like there might be a little room for fun, but its just another reason for an argument. …

I hear they are making a documentary about the boys from South Park's band and they're calling it Moop Dreams.

No jumpy scares
I hate those jumpy scares. Its like "That'll teach you to sit comfortably!" Those scares never stick with you. I was impressed that there weren't any of those.

Patrick Stewart on Extras
Completes this list.

I was surprised by her selection. I agree, great choice.

Anyone who said this episode was good is smoking crack. That's right. A solid argument. But ferreals, this episode had no bearing on the rest of the show. It was a filler episode with no traces of the story arc outside the mention of the pit. Also, what the hell was Ann even doing there? Her being Leslie's…

Keith Phipps
I tip my hat to you. I've been trying to pin point my distaste for this film for a while and you just put all of it into words much better than I ever could. Its, in my opinion, a very accurate and fair review.

Sam Kieth anyone?
I know his work isn't the best artwork in the world. He's even comparable to Liefeld in his talent, but where he lacked ability he made up for in style. The Maxx was the comic that got me obsessed with comics as a kid. Lets not forget his work with The Sandman and his work with various Marvel…

I believe that is Rob Liefeld's role.

Dogma
I don't think that really counts.

I'd be hard pressed to find many mainstream comic artists who weren't inspired by him in some way.

Yeah, he was actually very sweet, very well rounded. I wasn't disappointed simply because he wasn't a complete dickass. That's happened with a few famous people I meet. Sometimes, people are better on screen.

Slow-mo Patricia… its pretty kind.

It's Nance's last movie with Lynch, but Nance died on the set of Meatballs 4. I think thats what they said in the documentary they made about him anyway.

INLAND EMPIRE is admittedly an experiment on Lynch's behalf. He has claimed he would never make another film so loosely.

Maya Deren
I actually had a chance to ask Lynch if he had taken any cues from Meshes Of The Afternoon and he said no. He had a hard time recalling if he had ever even seen it. That is not to say that he hadn't seen it, in some ways his personality is so eccentric at times, he seems to live the "I like to remember…

J. Edgar
So do we see Billy in a dress?

Local Recovering Cynic Can't Stay Away from Cliches

She should live in a trailer eating beans from the can. Or better yet, a lake house!

I hear Ryan Reynolds can only cum if you punch him in the face.