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Natalie Sharp
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Shock is Schlock
I seriously cannot stand shock movies. The whole jumping out at you for a scare is cheap and never leaves an impression. I'll forget a shock film before I even leave the theatre. These films are what make me hate horror movies. They fucking suck and never get under your skin anymore. Fuck modern

Bjork.
Anyone?

David Lynch
Sorry Vadim, but I love him. He's still great in my book. Though I can see how he may have lost you. INLAND EMPIRE kept me on board.

Hey, I like Dave Matthews. "If you want to be my bay-bay… just go ahead now…"

Anybody who gave this movie an A- is not the person to point out who is and isn't full of shit.

Are you fucking kidding me?
This movie was fucking AWFUL. I work in the theatre and had to watch this piece of shit. We had people asking for their money back because we understood completely.

Gotta go with the following-
My kids will know the beauty of the Adventures of Pete and Pete long before they're exposed to that Hannah Montana and High School Musical bullshit.

Aha!
Finally, someone who still listens to Snoop Dogg! Its… Snoop… Dogg…

My top 4-
1. It (shower scene TOTALLY)
2. Willy Wonka on the creepy boat ride
3. Tales from the Crypt with the little disfigured girl who wore that porcelain mask.
4. The X-Files with that shadow guy…

Oh I've heard it pronounced jay-a in many a kirtan songs.

Not bad
I'll probably never buy it.

Jai Ho
Jai is usually pronounced jay. It's from the word jaya which means victory.

Why I might suggest this movie-
1. If you like story arcs, watch this movie, there are tons of them, one after another. Its almost as if the director took them from some other source and placed them chronologically one after another as compared to the traditional form of interweaving them. Hmmm…

Yummsh, I know what you mean. She is so hot as Snow White. I have such a thing for that woman that I get elbows from my girlfriend when she comes on TV.

Hmm
What do you do when you get a band?