I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED because I was fully Team White until a few minutes ago. Now all of a sudden it's blue and black and I cannot un-see it.

It was a fun read! People are truly losing their minds!

Oh my god.

oooh! Pick me! A (probably not definitive) list of things my (now ex for obvious reasons) mother in law did before our wedding:

My aunt is very much a free-spirit. She is also very much a fan of white wine. These two factors collided during her son's wedding, when she stripped down and went streaking back and forth across the massive picture windows of the wedding reception venue. Then she ran into the water to "cleanse the blessed union" and…

I completely disagree. Rape means something extremely specific- penis in vagina. Sexual assault covers a gamut of things, but it doesn't specify exactly which horrible, devaluing act was perpetrated on the victim. The victim deserves privacy. And sexual assault gives the victim as much privacy over the grisly details…

50 shades of grey doesn't cause rape. Rapists cause rape.

All right, I hate 50 Shades of grey, and I love pissing off my friends who are fans by reminding them how problematic the whole series is, but come on. That's like blaming alcohol or short skirts. He raped her because he's a rapist who was not brought up well and us taking out his issues on defenseless women.

But he then held her arms behind her back and sexually assaulted her as she continued to plead for him to stop, according to Karr.

Yes, although Sean Peen saying the green card line made me cringe like hell. Motherfucker, no! Good recovery by the director in response. And yes, I was surprised by the number of good, from the heart, politely conscious speeches. Even the references to suicides (with the tactic implication that they are higher among…

She was caught wet-handed.

Yeah, it does look owie. I wonder if she had that bustier dress pre-pregnancy, then didn't realize at home just how tight it really was after losing most of the baby weight... that seems like it'd be really easy to do. "Hey, I fit into this again! Okay, it's a little snug, but it zipped, and my tits look amazing. …

Why do they keep trying to make Team Amber happen? It's never going to happen. (Because they're ALL awful people using double-standard gender constructs to take each other down.)

Team No One

man think with their dick first, but

"I am not now to learn,'' replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am therefore by…

yes its all about catwalk