A couple more for ya:

I love tucking my hand into my bra and holding my boob, and I love doing this whole watching House of Cards as well, we should have a boob holding, House of Cards reunion.

Okay, here goes. I do these lonely competitions where I drink a coke and just see how long I can belch. I grade on the level of volume, length of burp and overall uniqueness of said burp. Be gentle, and don't judge me too hard please.

Damn, that's brilliant!

Oh my god, I loooove doing that! I don't know what I'm going to do when I have a boyfriend

Any play list that includes Norah Jones is fine by me. Fool That I Am by Etta James makes me cry the good kind, I just get everything out. With each note, it feels like she's taking your heart and wringing each tear out.

This article has been really informative, I'm actually looking forward to when I can use "bless your heart", so many possibilities! I'm Mexican, and we Mexican women don't fuck around. We don't like you, we simply tell you to go fuck yourself and/or your mother, no more, no less.

Fuck Disney. Fuck body-shaming.

*sigh* I'm twenty two and you're a little bit late, no snark. Everyone else already educated me on this subject, but I stand by what I said.

Jared! No... Why? I want Rockstar Jesus back now... But I still love you, you handsome bastard!

AMEN

I don't know who's the bigger dick, him or... His dick.

There's nothing that can be done for either and, to his credit Ali is totally willing to grant his new wife a divorce, provided she pay back her dowry and all the money he spent on her during the courtship.

To each their own, sir. Forgive me for refusing to jump on the hella or fleek bandwagon.

I cannot star your comment enough, Ms. Pants. And you're wrong, I am not your spirit animal, you are my spirit animal. 👍✌

Oh, I'm sorry about your asthma, the winter months must be rough on you! I really can't stand the traffic every time I'm visiting people in LA, I feel like pulling my hair.

:D

Apparently! Everyone on this thread is making me feel like I'm still a kid haha. I do feel silly now. There, everyone happy, you schooled me!

You can say that again. I'm trying, and I've been straight forward with him, that I don't want to go down that rabbit hole with him, that it's best to cut al ties but he keeps on insisting he only wants to be friends. I'm not trusting him and keeping him at a distance.

I'm okay with people using it from time to time, but when you use it in every single conversation, I'm going to smack you with a thesaurus.