I spray my comforter down with Lysol

Top floor of the law library:

A line I heard on NPR this morning, from a (dead serious) New Hampshire woman describing how they differ from Vermont denizens:

Real talk from a person raised in Kenya - we don’t eat big cat meat. Nobody does. All that ‘...so grateful for the meat, because starving Africans...’ BS is just that.

And she’s handcuffed to what is obviously a briefcase full of money, which is just a little too on-the-nose symbolic for me.

Everything. If you look at a beautiful endangered animal and your first thought is “I’d like to kill that” then yeah you are a terrible person.

don’t forget the handcuffs

I saw some republican thread about how classy Melania is and how she’ll put class back in the white house (because the republican commenters were racist assholes and think Michelle Obama doesn’t look like a woman or a human being). And then I found this photo. Yes. So much fucking class. Apparently class = being naked…

Strumpet is more their speed;

Fuck them.

Avoiding a racist mix-up by skipping dark paint altogether would’ve been another cool option.

Ummmm, there’s only about 2% of all things on the internet that *don’t* turn into a blue/gold dress situation.

I thought a Mulligan was a do-over in golf.

Nobody goes there anymore.

SMU grad here. Sounds like current SMU students are about as obnoxious as I was back in 1979 - 81.

I would snap a photo or video and send it to Deadspin. Problem solved.

I wonder: If I hate Johnny Manziel, will the racism police take note and look differently upon my relatively mild hatred of Cam Newton? Or will I still be a racist? I don’t know. All hate matters, right? Oh, wait...right: My hatred of the white athlete doesn’t really count, and only my hatred of Cam Newton matters.

Unfortunately, yes.

Johnny Football will be going with a variation of the Stand Your Ground Defense. A little known codicil of the Texas law is the “She was asking for it provision.”

“If this guy pretends that closing the borders to anywhere either for trade (or) for people is going to provide prosperity to the United States, he is completely crazy.”