Von Miller didn’t use PEDs, he was in the drug protocol for weed.

I remembered it as 4-12, so thanks for getting that right. I also remember the Patriots getting a free path to the Super Bowl, the Patriots beating the Broncos 30-7 (or thereabouts), the dread of the Broncos in the Super Bowl because we only get one Super Bowl and it can’t be another blowout, and the Panthers winning…

Remember that in 2014 with this EXACT same team, they barely broke .500.

I’m pretty sure race baiting makes you a racist...nice fail.

There is an entire blog and Twitter hashtag devoted to Manning being a crybaby. Tom Brady has been slammed for his petulance too. There are many times when Newton is unfairly singled out with racially charged language. But last night “petulant" was exactly the right word.

Breakin’ da law! Breakin’ da law!

Peyton Manning Can Eat Shit

I would pay a substantial sum of money to the Colombia Broadcasting System for them to switch out Beavis and Butthead for Ian Eagle and Dan Fouts.

Read your first sentence over and then bring up grammar again.

Peyton is actually a very nice individual and has earned pretty much every accolade that accompanys his name. You on the other hand sling insults on the internet for a living. Im siding with Peyton.

Manning spent 15 years dragging team after team with a garbage defense deep into the playoffs, to only come away with a single championship. I’d say he earned the chance to have his shambling corpse dragged onto the Super Bowl podium by one of the most terrifying defenses ever assembled.

I mean, a couple hours earlier they had war planes shoot through the sky as the national anthem ended (as they always do, for every single super bowl), but let’s not get political or anything!!!!

Is now a good time to remind Drew that he picked the Broncos to go 5-11 this year? It feels like a good time.

You bet. The two go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or Kinja and intelligence.

The Panthers lost all around on offense. There’s no doubt the Broncos were better but Newton didn’t miss the field goal or cause his receivers to drop a half dozen passes (at least one for an interception) or cause Tolbert’s two fumbles, or cause his special teams guys to allow the longest punt return in Super Bowl…

Got my guys monogrammed flasks.

Yawn

why is the budweiser plug so aggravating? i thought it was funny. would you have been happier if he said he was going to order a pint of craft beer with a cute little and so sweetly refreshing orange slice and then nurse that thing for about an hour or two instead of knocking back at least a case of bud like a normal…

We don’t yet have an explanation from Newton. (“I don’t know,” was his only comment on the play, a terse answer in a postgame presser full of terse answers.)

Hard to answer when you’re Dabbing your eyes.

It’s just a football, man. Had it been a laptop that didn’t belong to him, he’d have shown a little more gusto.