I’m gonna go ahead and be crass and say it’s because they’ve never gotten any good pussy in their lives.

Dallas City Council, in lighter news, decided to uphold a ban on Sexpos at their public Convention Center. Despite the fact that the Dallas City Attorney said it plainly violates the First Amendment and despite the fact that Exxxotica gave them a week to kill the ordinance and despite the fact that Exxxotica’s…

I thought it was the ‘runaway grand jury’!?!?!

Some people be like:

It’s probably best not to. Those types of people just twist the 1st Amendment around to mean that Christian Freedom duh Establish that Clause, bitch.

Get this fuckin’ filthy Canadian out of my state!

An ex-girlfriend - we dated for 2 1/2 years - didn’t tell me that she had an abortion until after the halfway mark of our relationship. I was all like, so? Then she’s like, but you’re from Texas. And I’m like, so? I’m not pro-choice. I’m pro-abortion.

This is the proper time for outrage. It doesn’t seem like the clinics could easily re-open even if the Sup. Ct. were to strike down some of these statutes.

So as a liberal but independent voter, I’m considering voting against Trump in the Texas primary. Instead of going to the Democrat booth because you can vote on either side...who do I vote for in good conscience? Not Cruz or Rubio. So just, vote Hilary or Bernie?

No. And I hate this shit show.

Envisioning a path to success is normal and not scary. When your family starts telling you that your path to success brings about the Rapture, that’s crazy. And I didn’t know that. I also love the thought of dystopian post-America...but I don’t have any guns, so it would not go well for me.

Some of the women on this site are about to head down the 4chan betamale trope rabbit hole. I can’t tell if it’s how they actually think or if they’re just protecting their feminist site.

There would be a massive shit-storm for any teacher that left his/her gun in a desk or in a jacket. Then some kid got a hold of it. Woof.

So many menus have misspellings.

It’s so much more bearable to read it everday in the Jezebel comment section.

Dr. Oz

traveling.

I see what you did there.

I don’t get these people. Maybe they didn’t have the romantic love ideal foisted on them from the serious beginnings of a relationship. All the women I seriously dated - Looking for Marriage.

There would far too much grovelling involved.