It’ll be a shit show!

+1, maybe def not

Did you make this up or is it real? It sounds like it could be real. Fuckin’ skynet.

If one were to think about all those things about a specific proposal, it would take much time, thought, and reflection. This is America. We must talk about acting and then do nothing.

this is really great shit man! it captures the tone and cadence and syntax and word choice.

Hey, what’s with all the questions you know the answers to? C’mon, no one would propose a wall if they’ve seen the movie about immigrants sneaking over in rat filled sewer tunnels. Once you get that far, you cross the border! Good job being right. This is about political beliefs. Not facts.

fuck yeah america!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told my doctor I drink 6 Miller Lites an evening. She freaked out and wanted to run liver tests on the spot. The truth is, 6 + 4 Texas Craft beers...and then maybe a little off the girlfriend’s bottle of wine if I need to sleep early. Nevermind the nights we go out...or stay in and share a bottle of vodka (which are…

voter fraud!

who?

finally a jezebel article i can comment on and not be immediately identified as an other. fuck these dumb celebrities and their touching our pristine nature, a resource that is rapidly dwindling - and we can really only be thankful that our own species will ensure its demise and so these retards won’t be alive…

shhh. i’m hiding. i’m afraid to comment.

The underlying assumption to the original post is along the lines of...Kanye is Jesus...they have this in Brazil...

He was acting like fuckin’ dead Jesus on the last SNL I saw. It’s the most recent Hulu one available, so it must be new.

I’m smilin’.

I don’t know how those young women stay warm.

back you to shaq and barkley!