me -> eight grade, bud ice.

is it ‘blackface’ when they paint their entire bodies?

fun fact: NAFTA bottomed out Mexico’s agricultural communities and created widespread unemployment, while simultaneously shifting manufacturing jobs to Mexico. I think.

i go out around 9 or 10 just to avoid them. then move elsewhere. the city has revitalized deep ellum, greenville, so there are options.

i would disagree with the poster. intentional infliction...intentional...intent. i think the area of law to look into, if you’re genuinely curious, is premises liability. i really don’t know what that entails.

dallas club owners prefer the term “Ultra-Lounge.”

have you ever wanted to see a bunch of trust fund, mid 20s, finely dressed SMU grads/frat/sorority types sipping $12 cocktails and standing around while some sort of rap/house music drowns out any conversation? no?

I hate that this shit went down less than a mile from me. But hey, I got knocked out by a bouncer for doing nothing, basically across the street from Hotel Zaza. The Dallas PD refused to do anything about it. Which, seems to have been happening in this case. Then she lawyered up and made a sworn statement, so,…

also on mcKinney ave. in Dallas: Gingerman’s / Black Friar’s / Idle Rich Pub / Fat Rabbit’s / Nickel & Rye / Quarter Bar / So & So / Nodding Donkey

He doesn’t have one.

so, texas has dramshop laws where you can sue the bar/bartender for over-serving a person who injures you. as for withholding the keys here, i don’t think that would be legal, as it would violate the bailor/bailee relationship. however, defense of others is like self-defense, so he could’ve stepped in.

#weiner

down with skynet!

oh nice try deadspin, luring me into the jezebel comment section, unwittingly!

you’re my hero. headbanging never goes out of style. your brain just gets too old to get bashed into its skull. rock on!

i’d like to see her dance to metallica’s ‘gimme fuel.’ or duet with them to ‘king nothing’ while gazing at roger goodell’s box.

Let’s not forget Super Bowl XXV - Giants/Bills - from bleacher report:

a - b - c a-b-c abc

*yoink

only because of #sexyexposedthighs