If this happens, they’ll need to introduce a massive re-education campaign. American drivers don’t have the same discipline (and courtesy) that German drivers do.

“Lien sale Jensen?”  More please. 

Take away their vehicle for 30+ days and suspend their licence. They can’t handle their pot or Jeep.

Sigh. If only we had a president that owned a hotel nearby that also included a David Burke-run prime beef restaurant where players could sit down and eat a Waygu ribeye or a prime rib or something fance. That “billionaire” president could maybe take the team there and foot the bill. Dang, why couldn’t we have a…

Wait, hang on. What’s the story about the little baby swanmobile next to the larger one?

You mean the 1800ES:

Even more obscure : Passport Automobiles

Next step is abundantly clear:

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

Something something, if we don’t remember history, we are doomed to repeat it...

Same, but Wheeljack was way cooler than Jazz.

The really important question, though, is “Can you mix and match body panels from the body kit and original car, to make a unique half-and-half car?”

The one thing that always annoyed me about cab forward design was the claim that it maximizes the space available to passengers. Effectively, what you end up with is a vast expanse of plastic to look at under you’re very sloped windshield. I like many of the cab forward designs, but that vast slab of cheap plastic (in…

Arrivederci everyone. Thank you for the comments, COTDs and everything else. It’s been a blast posting as the man himself

Neither white wine or rice vinegar are neutral.

Don’t forget the triplet, the Toyota Voltz.

A Japanese word that ends in T? I did not know.

If you’re a true Jalop, you always have wanted an Old Volvo.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Has he been driving Carmen Miranda around?