I’m still not 100% convinced that Cersei is even really pregnant.

It’s Jaime and Cersei not Jon and Dany the “love” of a short season compared to the “love” of the entire series. It’s Jaime also Valyrian words for lord and light are aeksio and onos and Valyrian words for gold and hand are aeksion and ondos. Second time he tempered the sword it was a lion heart. He is younger then…

Texans:

We’re based in Chicago, but I’ve lived in Hong Kong, Toronto, Seattle and Southern California—all places, blessedly, with a large Cantonese population. Funny enough, there are two Indonesian restaurants in Chicago within a square mile of each other.

When out with friends, Tom Llamas orders dinner for the whole table.

Tom Llamas will calculate his server’s tip down to the penny and leaves change on the table instead of just rounding up to the next dollar.

Did Aaron Rodgers die?

Remember this, everyone?

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

COTD

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

“This is fine.”

I don’t know why Theon couldn’t have been a better fighter. Watching him skillessly take punishment and then win anyway wasn’t that satisfying.

God, that whole plot line was so contrived. WHAT THE FVCK WAS THE POINT OF THE ARYA vs SANSA SCENE FROM LAST WEEK? Why did they have a fight? Was Littlefinger ALWAYS watching them? I hate it so so so so so so so much.

I’m trying to imagine a situation where Cousins does or doesn’t end up on the Celtics.