Jane Lynch?

The "zero comments" just sat there mocking me.
Seriously though, I love Salinger. Every couple years I'll revisit Nine Stories or Franny and Zooey. It's been a while since I re-read Catcher and felt once was enough for Raise High the Roofbeams.

I'd be a real phony if I said I didn't want to be first.

I guess now you'll never know the secret to dating Natalie Dormer!

As if I needed more reasons to love Tracy Morgan, the fact that he warned Fallon not to pull that cute shit in any of Tracy's sketches makes me laugh.

I miss Jerry Tarkanian.
(Stares into the distance while absent mindedly chewing on a towel)

I'm more of a Jim J Bullock fan myself.

To return the favor, Gwen penned Hella Good after watching Broadway Danny Rose.

Bjork and PJ Harvey might disagree about Gwen Stefani starting the resurgence of unique women artists.
Granted they never hit that level of commercial popularity, but they were releasing brilliant albums as solo women artists well ahead of No Doubt.

So close!
We were looking for Fat Joe's Terror Squad.

His little head shake to lead her absolutely killed me.

Somebody once gave me Joey Lawrence's album as a joke. In turn, I passed it off to another friend. Pretty sure no one ever listened to it. Ever.

My one and only time setting foot in South Carolina was stopping at a gas station, post Katrina.
We'd been driving from New Orleans back to Massachusetts and pulled off the highway to fuel up. This particular gas station still used analog pumps, which I hadn't seen in years. I went inside to pay and also use one of my…

I'm guessing Watertown?

Breach my levee at your peril!

I believe Menino also gave us "Wild Hogs" day. So there's that.

I'm sure some of them are pious.

Enjoy your Molson, eh.

I don't know that I can recall any anecdotes, but I could quote his films. So I got that going for me.

When I find the poet who wrote Beowulf, I better hear some remorse for indirectly causing Epic Movie!