Dare I say we don't need a Spider-Man reboot every 5 years?
Studios will remake anything that had a whiff of success. Was the public clamoring for a new Footloose?

10 MIND BLOWING facts about Bob's Burgers! (You won't believe number 6!)

That's just a show for hunks.

All of this. The most egregious sin is leading with the Werewolves piano intro, which for a split second leads me to believe I'm about to hear a much better song, only to pull the rug out.

Samosas, raviolis, gyoza… I love pretty much everything in dumpling style.

So, Pope Spanky IV is Carla Gugino's cousin?!?

At this point, the Alfa Romeo has entered the "Dawes" part of my psyche, in that any real world reference to one shall instantly make me think of the AV club.

Sure, the Vikings are a "pretty good" franchise…
for a team with zero super bowl wins, or not having appeared in one in the past 40 years. Though I suppose you could look at 31-48-1 record over the past five seasons and convince yourself that falls somewhere above "terrible".

He was clearly at his peak during "Shipmates".
It was a horrible dating show that ran about 15 years ago, back when cable was overrun with the like (Blind Date, 5th Wheel, etc).
The concept was to stick 2 strangers together on a cruise for the weekend. More or less, every episode followed the same pattern:
Couple gets…

This, my friend, is all I can think of whenever Crystal Pepsi gets mentioned.

So, it's not too dear?

Agreed. College gets a lot of love, and deservedly so, but University is such a great episode. Alternately hilarious and horrifying.

I stopped by the Hello Deli and grabbed lunch before going in to watch Dave tape a show years ago. Biff Henderson was there. Had the Rueben and a grape soda. Remember it being pretty good.
(The soda bottle had Rupert's face on it. I held on to it as a keepsake for some time)

I would have been on board had he said Popeye's.

To Reggie!

Bell, Biv, Devoe…

Pop cans = pop cans.
Money = money.

I know him, and he does!

I read that Boston had more snowfall over 6 weeks than Chicago has ever seen in any single winter. Having been there for it, I can believe it. It was absurd.

I've had just about enough of your Brain Candy bashing, mister!