He uses a rattlesnake as a condom!

He uses a rattlesnake as a condom!

He was a Charlestown/southie type. I live in JP. Most folks around here are okay.

He was a Charlestown/southie type. I live in JP. Most folks around here are okay.

"In the Air Tonight" played when Mike Tyson entered the ring to become the youngest heavyweight champion ever.
Thought that might have been why it was used for his scene in The Hangover? Just sayin'.

"In the Air Tonight" played when Mike Tyson entered the ring to become the youngest heavyweight champion ever.
Thought that might have been why it was used for his scene in The Hangover? Just sayin'.

Perhaps my favorite soundtrack of all time. Would've liked a couple more hip hop tracks (tribe called quest was used in the movie…), but great nevertheless.

Perhaps my favorite soundtrack of all time. Would've liked a couple more hip hop tracks (tribe called quest was used in the movie…), but great nevertheless.

Maria Bamford.

Maria Bamford.

I caught that at work! Had been pulling for the Italian fighter, but after that dance, I just laughed, "Now I'm happy that guy won."
Best thing I've seen this Olympics.

I caught that at work! Had been pulling for the Italian fighter, but after that dance, I just laughed, "Now I'm happy that guy won."
Best thing I've seen this Olympics.

Bohemian Rhapsody?

Bohemian Rhapsody?

Really sad that album is so slept on. Some great tracks.
And D.O.C. had his career cut short by injuring is larynx in a car accident? Strange. I think the last I saw him, he was riding in the back of a convertible in a Dre/Snoop video about 20 years ago.

Really sad that album is so slept on. Some great tracks.
And D.O.C. had his career cut short by injuring is larynx in a car accident? Strange. I think the last I saw him, he was riding in the back of a convertible in a Dre/Snoop video about 20 years ago.

First thing I thought of when 25 lame was mentioned.
Kattan's palpable fear and pleas for vanilla to stop still make me chuckle.

First thing I thought of when 25 lame was mentioned.
Kattan's palpable fear and pleas for vanilla to stop still make me chuckle.

(Steps to podium, taps mic, scans crowd)
Good people of the internet, you have waited long for my decree. Controversial as my words may be, the time is nigh. One and all here has wondered if I would engage in relations with Ms. Vergara. Fellow citizens, cease your sleepless nights. Let it be known. Yes. Yes I would.

(Steps to podium, taps mic, scans crowd)
Good people of the internet, you have waited long for my decree. Controversial as my words may be, the time is nigh. One and all here has wondered if I would engage in relations with Ms. Vergara. Fellow citizens, cease your sleepless nights. Let it be known. Yes. Yes I would.