Across the street from my old apartment was a Wendy's. One day they decided to promote their abortion of a "dessert" with an enormous inflatable frosty smack dab on their roof.
I vowed to myself that the frosty would be set free.
After a long evening of liquor and drugs, I convinced a couple of friends to help me…

Across the street from my old apartment was a Wendy's. One day they decided to promote their abortion of a "dessert" with an enormous inflatable frosty smack dab on their roof.
I vowed to myself that the frosty would be set free.
After a long evening of liquor and drugs, I convinced a couple of friends to help me…

Sure, I'm drunk and waiting on a train. But even a pure cynic has to admit, Todd has stepped up his snark.
(Scratches beard, programs cinemax 12-4 line up)

Sure, I'm drunk and waiting on a train. But even a pure cynic has to admit, Todd has stepped up his snark.
(Scratches beard, programs cinemax 12-4 line up)

Nobody opens for Dawes. They are the alpha and the omega.
Though they are on the same label as Redhead Narcissistic Robot.

Nobody opens for Dawes. They are the alpha and the omega.
Though they are on the same label as Redhead Narcissistic Robot.

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself!

Every male in the cast gets an embarrassing tramp stamp!

Agree completely.
A few days ago, I had a mid-week day off. It was one of the first truly beautiful spring afternoons. I threw Paul's Boutique on the computer, poured myself a glass of jameson, lit a cigar, and parked myself on the porch.
The whole time soaking it all in, just feeling good about life for a change.
RIP…

Broken is all kinds of fantastic.
Anyone else harboring some angry love for Aphex Twin's "Come to daddy"?

First time I ever heard that song I was in a car somewhere between home and NYC. I'll never forgot how powerful it was. One of those "oh shit!" type of epiphanies as it sunk in.

Almost in the way you can find a shitty spam post in every thread over the entire history of dating without age.

Hologram to hologram!
(The flashlights may prove ineffective.)

Well, you can't go wrong with the gutter punk. And pretty much anything with mango salsa.

I thought it was Ritz crackers over Townhouse. But do single people enjoy crackers? We don't know, and frankly, we don't want to know.

So, did you like that Greg character?

Almost as shady as tricking someone into raising another man's child after you cheated on him?
Not taking sides here, but how about everyone takes their fair share of blame.

Hey, I work at arts at the armory sometimes! You ever been? We don't have shrimp, or cocktails for that matter. But there is beer and wine. And we screened spinal tap the other night.

Fun story from an alcoholic:
I left work at 11:00pm Wednesday night (I'm a bartender), commenced drinking, which carried on for the next 20+ hours. Sipping on ipas and jameson. Woke up a couple hours ago, freaked out because it was after 5, and I had 20 minutes to make an hour long commute for my Friday night shift.
Thr…

I'm also a sucker for Flagpole Sitta. A Girl like you was kinda fun sounding as well.
Don't hate Sex and Candy nearly as much as you, but that maybe because I love a nice cold glass of disco lemonade on a summer day.