Unfortunately, his mother held him by the ankles when she dipped him into the whiz.

Wait so the generally argument here (and forgive me, I’ve never heard of this Cable thanos guy and am not about to spend an hour familiarizing myself with his brand) is that the Eagles twitter is shamelessly biting a twitter guy’s style except they are getting it totally wrong and not even doing it right?

Is James’s non-catch demonstrably different from the Zach Ertz touchdown that helped the Eagles win the Super Bowl?