I figure this gets solved before Nebraska’s first conference loss.

Up until about, oh, ninety seconds ago I was a firm opponent of the death penalty.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

He’s no Gus Sinski, that’s for sure.

It’s because he cut his hair!

Wow. Besides shitting all over the place for the past few years, Timmy has another thing in common with my dog!