Those looks even better upside down

original wheels don’t help

Moar wagons!

My wagon is a bit tall, but I don’t mind since it has two snails under the hood that make extra ponies.

Wagons!

“He was fired a decade ago but, due to a computer glitch, he kept getting a paycheck. So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.”

“If the undies don’t disintegrate in two months, add some compost, manure, or fertilizer to improve your soil.”

Did they have extra soil enhancements when you did it?

I buried my underwear at scout camp one time. For an entirely different reason.

“ a comment like that deserves a ball thrown at your fucking head!”

WWII in high def glory with destructible environments is all I need. My surround sound is ready for the M1 Garand ‘ping’.

Don’t forget an extra “convenience” fee if he chooses to pay it online.

You forgot the $75 “court costs” for them to do their job.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

Paint this car in Confederate Battle Grey and Blue and you have the Alabama State Trooper Javelin that cruised our highways in the 1970's. Those things were fast. We had no troubles with speeders while they were in service.

I object! They can take another hit just fine. It’s the fifth that’s a problem.

Unless they have a farmer boy who’s been practicing on womp rats back home.