I’ve been working at a homeless shelter for a long time now, and we have a sometime motto:

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

I am so angry about this post. I am spitting coffee all over my keyboard while screaming about my freedom and how you are evil. Soon, I will break some stuff on my desk and run out to my car and shift some gears in the driveway while cursing everyone and everything.

My argument against poison stems from not knowing where the hell the little bastard will end up when it croaks.

no cut and fold dat sumbitch like a true uhmerican

Who wants to choose between having one more large slice of pepperoni-sausage-mushroom or one more large slice of Hawaiian when you can a smaller slice of each? Nobody, that’s who.

90% of people who own label makers are slightly anal

Haha, I remember reading some urban legend that GM got in trouble with several states because they were finding a shitton of these emblems on the sides of freeways

I’m embarrassed to admit this because I have not been a teenager in a really long time, but Hollister jeans. They hold up pretty well (usually last a few years of regular wear), and they’re cheap (they’re always running a sale, and I don’t think I’ve ever paid more than $25 per pair).

I’m embarrassed to admit this because I have not been a teenager in a really long time, but Hollister jeans. They…

Wrangler 13mwz

Wrangler 13mwz

it’s god damn 501 STF rigid you commies

it’s god damn 501 STF rigid you commies

all them poor pygmis.......lord i dont apologize

Yep, Dads don’t. We all get drug along to our wives’ mommy-play-dates. Here’s something my wife still doesn’t understand, and we’ve been married for 20 years: Just because she likes one of the moms from school doesn’t mean I like the guy she’s married to... 

You can’t impeach the president just for being a fuckhead.

I learned about Japanese Classics from a Doug DeMuro article. They seem to be very fair about their pricing, all things considered. My dream JDM car is a Toyota Sera, which I was happy to discover they usually sell for between $7-$8k.

They put a toll gate at the TSA checkpoint? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes....

Is that chewing gum? Did you bring enough for everyone?

I was once suspended for bypassing my school’s proxy server. Amusingly enough this only required that I type the IP address instead of the domain name (amature proxy lol) for my own personal website. They had blocked it around the time of Columbine, due to persistent rumors and misinformation from other students. Two…