I ate a shoelace and it came out of my ass tied. I shit you knot.

Yeah I know what you're saying. Here's the thing... a private license alone doesn't let you do a whole lot. You can basically fly a small plane in good weather. Once the weather starts to change, all kinds of rules start to apply which affect the legality of your flight. If cloud cover and visibility reach a certain…

you're doing it wrong. just wait until winter and BAM, water walking. I'm not even a scientist and I know that.

4 more for the other side and you have the beginnings of one hell of a Thomas the Train Engine. Choo choo, motherfucker.

Mmmmm.... Piekrete.

Train has been looking forward to the day when roads will accept wheels without their dull black condoms. The time for train to shine on the open road is now!

Sorry, but if this map only counts flights with more than 14 passengers how can the average number of people missing be less than 14??

One of the F-117A's that still flies is flown by civilian LM pilots that operates out of Plant 42. I know this because the photo you posted of the 'Grey Dragon' flying at from head-on, was taken by a close friend of mine who was a boom operator. He's refueled that same plane multiple times over the Southwestern skies,…

GET OUT. GET OF MY INTERNETS. CALL YOUR MOM TO COME PICK YOU UP.