Noone towed him it could be done, but he got such a charge out of doing it. 

It took me tow long to get this pun.

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

No, no. You just have to be patient. The truck on the right is going 64.99 mph. The truck in the left lane is passing at 65.02 mph. Doing some quick math -- boop beep boop beep boop -- the hill ahead will cause the truck on the left to slow to 64.88 mph so you’re going to be stuck behind them for 2.65 hours.

“Get up, get up!” snuggle snuggle “Get up, get up!” snuggle snuggle “You not dead, get up!” 

Don’t look at us Europeans, we had the horrors of concentration camps hammered into our heads for three quarters of a century now. It’s you Yanks being uneducated twats that allowed all this to happen, starting with the corruption and incompetence of the democratically elected government, the election of Cheetler and…

If the people you are working for and living with don’t speak English, you are not likely to have the extended exposure and daily use needed to learn English. And some otherwise very smart people struggle to learn languages, and will have difficulty speaking correctly despite years of exposure and effort.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

The smart money says the administration didn’t know there was a South Sudan.

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

Hi Jeremiah. Let me try to explain this to you, as someone who is also white, and male, as best I can.

Kitty litter sand.

I like it.

It’s also a problem with how they’re being used in the US. In the rest of the world, it’s Chip+PIN, so you have to enter a four-digit PIN every time you make a transaction. In the US, it’s Chip and Sign, which is dumb as hell.

Here here! Like “used to” vs “use to”.

DGPS is 26 years old, how is that “recently”???? Also using inertial sensors to improve accuracy required large computers? What are you talking about, google RTK, google EKF, google complementary filter, these have all existed for well over a decade, and hell using RTK you can get sub-centimeter accuracy. Was this…

That depends on the receiver, but GPS accuracy can easily be within 2 meters. 4 meters is most probable.

I think he's just angling for the extra large box of punctuation for Christmas.