“We.”

Hard to imagine an article with “nude photos” and “BBC” in it could end so disappointingly.  

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“Foul balls made me rich”

Can I still say just that the kickee completing the tackle is REMARKABLY impressive?

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

“This time, don’t be afraid to lean into it.”

Wow, this guy is nuts. He’s the worst warlord and second-worst MMA chief executive in the world right now.

Costa Rica is grateful, but it has an early day tomorrow so let’s just snuggle tonight.

My first thought is, no, that would be my wife.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

It makes me want those leaf-shaped maple cookies.

That cap is very bad.

Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.

Fuck that guy with the least satisfying of dicks

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I think this attitude is an extremely large part of how the alt right gained so much traction. What happened to proper debate and discourse? If we, as liberals, are so afraid of her voice being heard, and are willing to silence controversial topics then are we really striving for a fair and balanced society? or one…