I had never heard of Kranky, so I looked it up on YouTube.

It’s a ute in the generalized sense that it’s a vehicle with an open bed in the back. If you make a distinction between utes and pickups, though, obviously it’s a pickup.

RIP, Commodore. As a resident of the northern hemisphere, I’ve never driven a Commodore or even seen one IRL (although someone in my city apparently imported the ute version, which is pretty cool), but I can imagine this is on the same level as American losing the Mustang or the Corvette.

#stancenation

I think they accidentally revealed the one they had already crash-tested.

The Blazer is the least offensive of all these awful things.

Nah... that’s bad, but nowhere near as bad as the Chevy face.

It doesn’t even have a front end. This thing looks like Immortan Joe after his face got ripped off.

Yes, it looks like it had the 2000s front, and then it fell off.

True, just nowhere near as much heat. EV radiators are tiny and don’t need an enormous grille.

I thought this was the Bay version?

Good fucking god these are hideous. They’re almost as bad as the Silverado.

The Season 1 DVD set includes it as one of the special features. Not amazing quality but probably slightly better than VHS. (I think you can also buy a standalone DVD of it.)

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s actually seen that movie!

Someone show this to Elon. It’ll blow his mind.

I’m all for making KITT happen, but it needs to actually be KITT. Elon’s “Autopilot” is starting to seem more like an expensive version of jamming a brick on the gas pedal and praying.

At this point, what’s even the point of autopilot? All it does is give people just enough false confidence to get themselves into a dangerous situation like this.

I... I actually like the Eleanor restomod... a lot...

How is the Ford Mustang not the first choice? Bullitt, Tokyo Drift, John Wick, both of the Gone in Sixty Secondses, Need for Speed, Drive, Death Race, I Am Legend, and probably a hundred other movies I’m forgetting.

Duct tape checks out.