A Sable is just a Taurus with an identity crisis.

This. So much this.

There is never enough Giertz content. It’s been months and I’m still laughing about the soup robot.

I hope it does eventually pass and we go back to buttons and knobs. I like controls that I can operate without looking - and no, Ford, voice command doesn’t count. It’s annoying to use, and although it’s gotten better, still a lot more distracting than just pushing a damn button.

The cover over the bed slides away like a roll-top desk.

Elon lost it a long time ago. This is just the latest symptom.

I’d very much prefer that. Simone is awesome, and Truckla is a hell of a lot more professional looking than Elon’s origami truck.

It sounds like a forgotten low-budget Schwarzenegger movie, something with a synthwave soundtrack and a hiliariously bad hand-animated lightning effect.

I want that so bad.

It’s not so much a “blatant copy” as it is an indication that that’s the new norm. Every new car is going to have a screen-centric dash now, and we’ve just got to get used to it.

Ford: looks like the Mach-E was pretty controversial.

Empty freeways are great if you live somewhere where the freeways are actually empty sometimes.

What about a Challenger?

It’s not atrocious, but it’s not flashy either. It’s a factory sleeper of sorts. It looks like every other dull Kia sedan.

Having one standard for the country is fine, but what Trump wants is to have one really loose standard that encourages automakers to stop improving their emissions, or even take steps backward. Emissions standards need to get a lot stricter if we have any hope of slowing climate change, and Trump is pushing things in…

Toyota is delusional if they think those are going to sell. Battery electric has already won out over hydrogen.

It’s not a bad car by any means. If you want to move people and stuff from A to B, it’s perfectly fine.

Five years? Talk about too little, too late.

Electric vehicles don’t cause more pollution than an ICE vehicle. That’s an old myth that’s been debunked over and over and over again.

The Prius was never an actual solution. It was a stopgap measure so that people could buy a car that told the world “look, I’m making a difference!” while still buying gasoline and keeping the oil industry fat and happy. In the words of Obadiah Stane, “we built that thing to shut the hippies up”.